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Breaking News:

Sadar Z@rdari Ki Haj Application Saudi Govt Ne REJECT Kr Di.

Why?

Kion k is tarah Hajion mein confusion ho jati k

"Pathar Kis Ko Marna hai"?

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Teacher: Africa Mein Aise Mulk Bhi Hein

Ke Wahan Khane Peene Ka Kuch Nhi,

Bijli Gas Oil Bhi Nahi...

Pehenne Ke Kapre Bhi Nahi Hein...

Bacha: Sir Kya Wahan Bhi

PPP Ki Hukomat Hy? :-(

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1 Murghi ne 3 Anday Dye,
Or Dua Mangi k Ae Allah
Mri Olad ko Siyastdan Bnana,
Jb 1 Anda Tuta to zardari
Nikla,
Jb 2sra Tuta to Nawaz Sharif Nikla,
Jb 3rd Anda Tuta hi Nhin to
Murghi Preshan Hogai,
Itne Me Anday Se Awaz i
Ammi Me altaf Hun, sirf phone pe rabta ho ga:)

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Boy: I Love U

Girl: But I Love Someone
Else,
Boy: Okay!
No Problem,
Ur happiness Is More
Important For Me
Than Ur Love. . . =/
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MORAL:
Jahan Aur Kuch Nhi Kr Skty
Wahan Dialogue Tou Ache
Bolna Chahiye ! ! ! =P =

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Boy: Ap apni beti ki shadi mujhse ker dain main apko us k wazan k barabar sona dunga

Memon: Mujhe waqt do
Boy:Sochney k lye?

Memon: nahi beti ka wazn barhaney k lye..

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Woh Kam Jo Maulana Na Kr Sakay
Aik Machar Nay Ker Dia,
Khawateen Ko Sleeveless Sy
Full Sleeves Pehanany Py
Majboor Kr Dia :P

(Maulana Dengue)

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Breaking News..!

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Osama Bin Laden Called Obama
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Said "I Love The Way U Lie

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Agar Ap garmi
k mosam ma

Gul Ahmed k
kapray pehnay ge

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BECHARA
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"Gul Ahmed"
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kia pehnay ga ??;-)